Jimmy: These superheroes, they have special powers. Captain America, what does he do?
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This is why the books are better than the films…
I remember reading this bit and spitting juice everywhere.
favourite.
(Source: pagesofharrypotter)
Whenever I go to the gym:
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Everyone else:
Me:
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